PLEASE TRANSLATE

Guys, here's a hint: Use the internet. Go to Google and type Spanish To English Translation in the search box. I never said I care how you guys translate it. For all I care you could ask your spanish speaking dog to translate. Someone just translate because if you don't I'll ...uh... You know, I really don't know what I'll do, But when I find out I will make sure I tell you. From now on, first person to translate will be a star on my blog, and I will extend the deadline to seven days.