Philosopher's Tea (If you guys think this post is offensive in any way, please please please don't hesitate to tell me to take it down. I won't be mad

Those of you from Ms. Reynolds class at Grover know that the Philosophers Tea is coming up. For those of you that are in a different team, school or country and are wondering who the heck Ms. Reynolds is, she's our awsome social studies teacher. Every year she has this tea, where we have to pretend to be different philosophers from China, such as Legalist (brutal and violent), Daoist (Hippie-type Treehugger), or Confucionist (fair and respecting); and we get hot chocolate and cookies! We are not allowed to tell anyone what philosopher Ms. Reynolds assigned to us, yet everyone's been asking everyone else! For all those who think this isn't right, have fun ranting. For those of you who are telling people and think keeping secrets is fun, have fun defending your point.
P.S. I won't be commenting in this conversation because as the blog owner I'm not allowed to choose sides.
P.P.S. No offensive comments, or your banned from the blog.
P.P.P.S. I havn't told anyone my philosopher, but keeping secrets is fun. And if anyone wants to tell me a secret, I'm all ears! Like I have this and I know hundreds of her secrets. Like, she.....
(jk)
*Just a little something to get you warmed up for posts by Ashwinee, Kateryna and Rebecca!

The Winner...

Ok, heres the real winner. Well actually. I have to say winnerS. Rebecca was the first winner so I have to give her credit. Kateryna and Ashwinee had the same thing and I don't know who answered first. This is the first time I've done a contest, so you got to forgive me for the mix-up this time. I'll try to do better next time and for the first contest, I think it worked out O.K. Anyway, Kateryna, Ashwinee and Rebecca, send me your posts and I'll put them up. Who ever sends it first is the one who will get it put up first so SEND THEM IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have 3 seconds... Go!
*justkidding! =P But if no one sends it in by Saturday your post will be null and void and I reserve the right not to put it on my blog.
*But I probably will anyway. =P

Oooooooops

Sorry guys. Apparently I didn't see all the other comments with translation Rebecca, you may not have won. I'll review the comments today and tomorrow you will know who won. This is really confusing, so I'll review the translations. A lot of you guys are from my school and I've been told I did not see some comments and it's not fair that Rebecca won. Sorry Rebecca, but majority rules. I'll see the answers. Any translations sent in before tomorrow will be considered.

Good Job, Rebecca!

Rebecca's winning because Ashwinee changed her translation. Sorry Ashwinee, but you changed it and Rebecca had the same one. Five more days peeps! Good luck!

Ashwinee's Winning!

If no one gives me a better translation than Ashwinee's in the next five days, she wins. Good Luck! Start thinking of a post Ashwinee, I think you might win. Also, if you don't have an email, leave your phone number. I will keep you guys updated on who is winning. And yes I'm counting the days until the end of the contest.

PLEASE TRANSLATE

Guys, here's a hint: Use the internet. Go to Google and type Spanish To English Translation in the search box. I never said I care how you guys translate it. For all I care you could ask your spanish speaking dog to translate. Someone just translate because if you don't I'll ...uh... You know, I really don't know what I'll do, But when I find out I will make sure I tell you. From now on, first person to translate will be a star on my blog, and I will extend the deadline to seven days.