The First Contest

Hey Guys! I am in an evil mood today. I have decided to write The following message in Spanish. It is your job to figure out what it says. There are two options for comments. You can either rant on my for being evil or decode the message. The person who gets the closest to decoding my message wins.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

A chance to star in Just Life! If your translation is the closest, you can email your post to arsponge@gmail.com. To enter, leave your email address and what you think the right translation is. I will email you and tell you if you win. When you get my email, Write your blog topic and send it. You have 5 days, because we all hate to wait. If you do not email me with your post within 5 days, the person in second place will get the cahnce. No exeptions. In about two weeks I will write the real translation, along with the winner's name. Your comment will be judged by how many words you get right. If someone writes the exact same thing as someone else, I will choose the three earliest comments. If you don't win this time, don't worry. I'll have more contests like this one again sometime. Also, if you all have the same entry, that's too bad. I'll have to choose the first entry. It's your fault you all chose the same way to translate. Here's the message you have to decode (Sorry I can't use the "N" with the squiggle at the top, if you know what I mean):

Hola! Si puede leer esto, probablemente se habla espanol o saber como utilizar la Internet. La mayoria de ustedas saben que mi direccion de correo electronico esta arsponge@gmail.com pero se puede advinar la cantidad de spam que tengo? Usted nunca advinar. Tengo doscientos correo spam. Echa un vistazo a este gran numero: ciento cincuenta mil milliones, dos milliones cien, quinientos veinticinco mil cuatrocientos noventa y nueve. Me pregunto quien ganara este concurso. Si lo hace usted es realmente genial. Pero, de nuevo, que se yo? No tengo un lugar fresco hueso en mi cuerpo.

Have Fun!