The First Contest

Hey Guys! I am in an evil mood today. I have decided to write The following message in Spanish. It is your job to figure out what it says. There are two options for comments. You can either rant on my for being evil or decode the message. The person who gets the closest to decoding my message wins.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

A chance to star in Just Life! If your translation is the closest, you can email your post to arsponge@gmail.com. To enter, leave your email address and what you think the right translation is. I will email you and tell you if you win. When you get my email, Write your blog topic and send it. You have 5 days, because we all hate to wait. If you do not email me with your post within 5 days, the person in second place will get the cahnce. No exeptions. In about two weeks I will write the real translation, along with the winner's name. Your comment will be judged by how many words you get right. If someone writes the exact same thing as someone else, I will choose the three earliest comments. If you don't win this time, don't worry. I'll have more contests like this one again sometime. Also, if you all have the same entry, that's too bad. I'll have to choose the first entry. It's your fault you all chose the same way to translate. Here's the message you have to decode (Sorry I can't use the "N" with the squiggle at the top, if you know what I mean):

Hola! Si puede leer esto, probablemente se habla espanol o saber como utilizar la Internet. La mayoria de ustedas saben que mi direccion de correo electronico esta arsponge@gmail.com pero se puede advinar la cantidad de spam que tengo? Usted nunca advinar. Tengo doscientos correo spam. Echa un vistazo a este gran numero: ciento cincuenta mil milliones, dos milliones cien, quinientos veinticinco mil cuatrocientos noventa y nueve. Me pregunto quien ganara este concurso. Si lo hace usted es realmente genial. Pero, de nuevo, que se yo? No tengo un lugar fresco hueso en mi cuerpo.

Have Fun!

Animal Testing

Lets rant about animal testing. Look at this mouse. You think he like having a giant ear growing out of his spine? The question I should ask is this, and I'm going to ask it as loud as possible in writing to make my point come across to you people: WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU WERE INJECTED WITH ELEPHANT DNA AND IN A MONTH OR SO, THERE WAS A GIANT EAR GROWING OUT OF YOUR SPINE? Sure you'd have amazing hearing, but come on! An elephant ear? Growing out of a kid's spine?

You: Hey Mrs. Johnson! Heres last night's homework.

Mrs. Johnson (your teacher): What is that growing out of your back?

You: It's an African elephant ear. It's the new fashion. You like?

Animal testing is cruel. This mouse would make a good pet, and instead of selling it at PetSmart, they're growing it a human ear. Picture this in your mind:

Mommy mouse and Baby mouse are at the mouse mall, Christmas shopping.

Baby Mouse: Mommy! Look! it's Mister Santa Mouse! Let's go say hi to him!

Mommy Mouse: Okay.

(Baby Mouse and Mommy Mouse stood in line for twenty minutes until they got to Santa Mouse)

Baby Mouse: (Sitting on Santa Mouse's lap) Mister Santa Mouse, this Christmas, I want a scientist to take me to an animal testing lab. Then I want them to inject me with human DNA so I can grow a human ear on my back!

Well, Baby Mouse, your wish came true! And what a wonderful Christmas it was!

Enviroment

Hey guys! This "blogging" stuff is harder than it looks. Especially when there's so much to rant about. Let's start with ranting about the wierdos who don't care about the enviroment. Listen up Wierdos! I don't care how much you don't care. If you don't care about the enviroment, you won't be able to have your dream job. I know you want to be the President of the USA. Or maybe a lawyer, I hear they make a lot of money. Maybe an astronaut. Or how about a pirate? ARGH, MATEY! What about a ninja? You want to be a ninja? I know! When you grow you want to work at the zoo......as a MONKEY! Sure be a monkey, but if you don't go to monkey college, you'll never get to be a monkey! And you won't go to monkey college if we all die because of Global Warming! Is that enough logical reasoning for you to care about the enviroment? WELL? IS IT? I think I've made my point. Have fun ranting about the wierdos who will never work in the zoo because they don't care about the enviroment. Can't think of anything? I'll get you started by making a comment.

Stupid People

Watch this video, then read the rest and comment (go to link):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNpLs8VQrD0


Scroll down when you are ready, I put it down there on purpose.

















First of all, what planet are these kids from?

A Day In The Life Of A Martian:



9:00-9:50 am-Hit each other with baseball bats.



9:50-10:25 am-Ride down hills in shopping carts.



10:25-11:20 am-Go Trick-Or-Treating............In July!





11:20 am-12:00 pm-Jump into a river from a thirty-foot tree.



12:00-12:30 pm-Ride bikes into river.



12:30-1:00 pm-Eat lunch and recover from injuries.



1:00-1:40 pm-Jump off buildings into mounds of cardboard.



1:40-2:40 pm-Have a nice game of Football.............using a burning ball.



2:40-5:00 pm-Set your friends on fire.



Rest of the day-Recover from burns.





Or maybe they were just bored. "I'm bored. I think I'll call up some friends, maybe set them on fire while I'm at it!"

In the description it said "We are Dumb." Really? I thought jumping off of buildings is ingenious.

Have fun ranting, this is a good one. Really. =)

Alisa's Blog's Debut Into The Big Big World

Hey guys! It's Alisa! I have a blog, Woohoo! This is where we can rant, politly, about some of the things that tick some of us off in life. Remember, I want this to be a blog where you can express your feelings, but not mean feelings. If you curse you will be banned from my blog, as soon as I figure out how to do that. But only for a month. If you insult someone (exept the President or Vice President. But only if they mess things up) without writing "just kidding" everyone will think your a mean person and you will be banned from my blog FOREVER!...fOREVER!...foREVER!...forEVER!...foreVER!...forevER!...foreveR!...forever!
By all means COMMENT! Even about this. Tell me if you like this idea. And if you don't I will manipulate your mind so your FORCED TO LIKE IT! MUA-HA-HA-HA-HA! :) I mean... if... uh... you come back... uh... there will be a cool new topic to rant about. Hope you like my blog I'll have something cool to talk about up there in a few days.